Hello, my darlings. Today’s blog post is going to be a bit different. Today I am going to share with you some of my favorite parenting quotes. So, without further ado, let’s get right into them.
1.Don’t try to be perfect. Life isn’t, no one is. Use mistakes and mishaps as opportunities to grow tolerance and to teach. There is such a thing as happy accidents. And love, love, love and listen, listen, listen. Teri Hatcher
2.Being a mom means kids banging on the bathroom door like SWAT, asking for a drink, while you’re in the shower, and dad is in the kitchen.
3.If parenthood came with GPS, it would mostly just say: RECALCULATING.
4.The hardest part of parenting is trying to be fake mad when your kid does something wrong but hilarious.
5.Folding laundry with a toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it.
6.I used to think sofa throws were for decorative purposes. Now I know they are used to hide stains.
7.Parenting is hard, especially trying to be patient with a small version of impatient you.
8.They say it takes a village to raise a child. Where can I get directions to this freaking village?
9.Pardon the mess, my children are making memories.
10.A perfect metaphor for parenting is trying to stand up in a hammock without spilling your wine.
11.Silence is golden unless you have kids than silence is very suspicious.
12.If parenting taught me anything, it’s that you can do just about everything with one hand.
13.After all this parenting, I think I’ll become a hostage negotiator. It’s less stressful.
14.Don’t be so hard on yourself. The mom in E.T. had an alien living in her house for days, and she never even noticed.
These are just some of my all-time favorite parenting quotes. Tell me in the comments below, what are your favorite quotes. So we can laugh about them together.
Util next time, my darlings, love you, stay safe, and I will talk to you soon.